1 Waiting for Robbo2 Pardon me, I'm sheddingPart One The freckled freak in the panama hat3 The sporterers' apprentice4 Certifiably sports madPart Two The years of living sweatily5 Head in the media scrum6 LA Confidence lull7 Tales from the touchline, the tunnel and beyond8 Sidelined9 Exit strategies10 Hoops hopes11 Motherhood, mid-dawns, weekends and knights12 The sport show with three secretaries'13 Hard coffee and a saucer of milk (miaow!)Part Three Gone to the dogs14 A dog of a year15 Moored and ill-Hughesed16 Not-so-super friendly fire17 The oasis that turned out to be a miragePART Four A Woman of the world and the web 18 Meantime, in the real world19 Through the wrong end of the binoculars